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    Following the problems in the financial markets around the US and Europe, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

    In the last seven days Origami Bank has folded. Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

    Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today, shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

    While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

    Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

    Avatar of mtnwizard49

    Sounds like you ate some bad Sushi, Scott.

    Avatar of dave salcido
    dave salcido

    I also heard that Yokohama Bank has just hit the skids.

    Avatar of scott_l._moyes

    I do remember hearing that Sushi Bank is beginning to flounder but is going make a go of it just for the Halibat.

    Avatar of joecain

    Those jokes cut to the bone. :roll:

    Avatar of almon


    The Japanese are heavily invested in the U.S.

    What we would have been looking for, previously, would have been a large earthquake or similar before they needed to come fishing :oops: for their cash back from us.

    Now, with the markets and banks being clobbered, we might expect them to try to find what cash they can from us, now.

    ..like a bunch of gropers :roll: or something.

    Anyway, if they just knew to roll some their catch :? into EHTrusts, maybe something about their Financials wouldn’t smell so fishy :( .

    They did INVENT Sushi, you know :shock: .

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