bill_gatten

@bill_gatten wrote:

Daniel,

I keep hearing this thing about some banks not issuing the 1099′s following short-sales, but, honestly, I have yet to see a verified example (since 1991). In 1991 in view of the exhorbitant number of pending foreclsoures and compromised mortgage loans, the dictum came down from the IRS to all state, federal and private…

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@bill_gatten wrote:

Mrs. Youngman’s boy.

LMAO

@bill_gatten wrote:

Here’s a letter I just sent to a prospect. Does this help?

Mr. Sanders,

Your desire to sell your house was referred to me by a mutual relationship and I would like to make a proposal. Do note, however, that my proposal is not what you were original looking for, but may be something you want to hold on the back-burner in the…

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@bill_gatten wrote:

The last time I put up some doe, it was in a walk-in freezer, and the price was 25 bucks, and I was afraid I might not have enough dough to cover it. Even though that may not seem like many bucks, IMHO it’s way too many for one just doe..

Bill

Classic!!!

Can I add this to my favorite quotes of the day??? LOL!

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@bill_gatten wrote:

Not good looking?

They always ask me why I pay a photography studio to keep my sample photograph in their window. I know it sounds a little vane at first. But then I tell them that it’s to repay the owner for the kid’s salary he has to pay in order for him to come over and wipe all the lipstick off the glass every…

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@bill_gatten wrote:

Cork,

Want the best advice you ever had?

Let go. The guy screwed you and will get screwed equally by someone else while you are being rewarded for not being the screwor (the screwee always fares best in these things).

The way Karma works is that if you harbor a grudge, the Universe considers that grudge to be the balancing…

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Just a word to everyone that I am not on your board to advertise. I’m a local guy who is looking for expert help with Land Trusts. I think you misunderstood my motive.

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@gmialocq wrote:

and, Yes — I joint venture.

And so do all the rest of us, but we are very wary of folk who deign to advertise here in order to get loans or…

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@bill_gatten wrote:

@jim_pasquini wrote:

EricW…you ABSOLUTELY must get in touch with me.

I’ve seen this movie before. I’m not about to witness Part Deaux.

Jim, could you elucidate to at least a jot or tittle here. Some of us ammateur cryptographers don’t know what the hell that means.

Bill

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@bill_gatten wrote:

@jim_pasquini wrote:

EricW…you ABSOLUTELY must get in touch with me.

I’ve seen this movie before. I’m not about to witness Part Deaux.

Jim, could you elucidate to at least a jot or tittle here. Some of us ammateur cryptographers don’t know what the hell that means.

Bill

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@bill_gatten wrote:

you can’t be a Hooters franchisee unless you have three Hooters to start with. And not too many qualify in that regard.

And, whoa! Let me tell you…trying to handle three Hooters at the same time is no easy task; but it can be done…if you’re real quick.

Sorry I missed the fun fest.B

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@bill_gatten wrote:

Yeah right! Sure this is Cork!

I understood every word of that last post (though none of it made any sense…you’re clever), so you are, therefore, an imposter Sir.

Cork would never write two cohesive sentences in a row.

Give yourself up!

b

This would be a good time to post a new King Jibberish poll